Mom Thanks For Being My Unpaid Therapist Candle

For the Mom Who's Heard It All — And Never Charged a Co-Pay

She sat through every breakdown, every vent session, every "I just need to talk" at 11pm. This candle is the least you can do. Light it, let it smell amazing, and maybe finally admit she was right about that one thing.

Why You'll Love It:

• She'll Actually Laugh: The label hits perfectly — funny, loving, and 100% relatable. It's the gift that gets a real reaction.
• Clean Coconut Soy Wax: Vegan, gluten-free, toxin-free, paraben-free, and phthalate-free. Because Mom deserves the good stuff.
• Your Scent, Your Choice: Available in Coastal Cottage, Coconut Lime, Lavender, Vanilla Bean, Grapefruit & Mangosteen, Pink Berry, Spa Day, White Oak Vanilla, and Fragrance-Free.

The Details:

• Size: 9 oz.
• Dimensions: 2.8125" W x 3.5625" H
• Burn Time: Approx. 45 hours
• Wick: Cotton (lead and zinc free)
• Wax: Hand-poured coconut soy wax
• Vessel: Clear jar with gold lid
• Made in the USA

Sessions are ongoing. The candle, at least, has an end date.